guatemalan-ness

Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Your what?
My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.


Sigh. I am TOTALLY watching The Birdcage tonight. It has been too long.

How I met James Holland

Hey there Made of Babies followers! Mike here with another thrilling story. You know, I met Amy and Emily through an old theater company but there is a special story about how I met the Hollandaise: James Holland. I call him Hollandaise because he's so damn sweet. James used to work for Publisher's Clearing House and I entered the sweepstakes. We've taped this re-enactment for your viewing pleasure, of how we met. Please note the names have been changed to protect the innocent. Enjoy!

-Michael

Mario and Luigi: Behind the Video Game

I salvaged this little short cleaning out an old PC.

GoodBurger: 9 to 5 or Much Earlier.

GoodBurger poured himself a cup of coffee but instead of coffee he filled it with cream. I told him I know you are just lapping cream out of that cup but he denied it.
I told him, "I smell it. There's only cream in there."
He denied it again.
I asked him, "Why, are you here anyways?"
He said, "I wanted to see where you work."
His accent was thick and pleased my boss.
He started doing an imitation of the gay guy that sits behind me.
It was very funny.
Only I laughed.
during it he knocked over the cup of cream. It spilled on my keyboard and we were both sent home early.
needless to say, we aren't speaking to each other...again.

GoodBurger's redition of "Starry Night" entitled "Goodnight"

What happens when other cats see Goodburger

THIS happens:

death to roommate.

This weekend, I was in the car with my roommate on my way to a friend's house in Philly for her birthday party. My roommate starts singing the song featured in the below video. It gets stuck in your head for hours and you cannot escape it. There are only nine different words in the song. Fair warning.

See below for the unofficial video for Das Racist (apparently, they are German).

facebook

Alright, you jackals. You win. I am now on the Facebook.

akw

San Diego Comic Con 2009

Hey there everyone!
It's me, Mike! Some of you may have heard that Emily has a pinched nerve in her back (it's really bad), so I will be filling in for her the best I can for the first part of this blog. If you see her, give her a big ol' pat on the back and shake her as hard as you can! She loves it! That said, let me give it a whirl. Ahem...
"OMG there was so much stuff going on today. I did my hair and exercised and hung out with my totally hot boyfriend and then we went to get Smoothies. Sometimes I babysit, but today I just left the TV turned on to Spongebob, gave the kids a few Tylenol PM, and took off! I gotta be back by 5. I left Joey in the tub! LOL! So Mike and I went to the Carnival and he tried to win me a big stuffed elephant but couldn't! LMFAO! But then, he uncovered that the whole game was a scam and the guy got run out of the park! 2G2BT! K peeps, BRB! Gots to check on Joey!"

-Emily *

So anyhow, I was in San Diego a while back at the Comic Con! It was tons of fun, but now the costumes aren't making any sense at all. Look:

I mean, I get the Princess Leia thing, but why is she hanging out with Elvis? Elvis also had a light saber. You can see my blog at my company's website for more pics.

For a good laugh, here's how tired I was after flying in on the red-eye hours after the Comic Con closed. I look charming.


Thanks for stopping by! New MOB news coming soon!

*Blogger's note: Emily sounds nothing like this at all. This is not Emily, but Mike Petranek. He is a jerkface.

Our heroes are human

This video will change your life. Don't drink and film, everybody!