guatemalan-ness

Armand, why don't you let me be in the show? Are you afraid of my Guatemalan-ness?
Your what?
My Guatemalan-ness, my natural heat. You're afraid I'm too primitive to be on the stage with your little estrogen rockettes, right?
You're right. I'm afraid of your heat.


Sigh. I am TOTALLY watching The Birdcage tonight. It has been too long.